Title: October's Got Those Orange Eyes
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This weekend.

This weekend. Yeah.

Remember how I was stressed? So stressed that my brain felt like it was going to explode into a million tiny pieces? Like, this was me, every minute of every day?


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I am in the strangest mood tonight. Here, have more conversations:

Me: Yeah, the only Miss Universe contestants I saw were like, Miss USA and like, Venezuela.
Mom: I didn't see Miss USA.
Me: They had some article on aol about her because they did body paint promos.
Mom: -makes a face-
Me: Hey, body paint is cool.
Mom: Of course you would say that.
Me ( Read more... )

Conversations I've had this week:

Me: Ghost!
Amanda: STOP IT!
Me: Okay. -walks- Ohmigod, dude, that sign just moved, this place is haunted.
Amanda: STOP! I hate you. You are coming home with me and sleeping in my room, because I am going to have nightmares all night, and it's your fault.
Me: -cracks up-

Taking D to the Paranormal Museum was like, the ( Read more... )

Dude, seriously, I practically beg my dad (okay, I don't beg for anything under than malai kofta, but I attempted to manipulate him in a very dignified manner) to fly me out to California for the past however many months, and all of a sudden he decides to listen? The one time I don't actually want to go? The jet skis are about to be dropped and ( Read more... )

Ohhhhh, Degrassi was sooo good.

Like, I don't particularly like Fiona as a character, and I'm sure you're sick of me talking about how I always knew there was a creepy incestuous vibe going on with the twins, but I don't think you understand how much hearing the word twincest in a TV show made my day.

Like, epically.

( Incest and Elvis Themed Weddings, Oh My! )

Least. Productive. Day. Ever.

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Would you like some more terrible conversations between Dora and I? Here, have some:

D: Would you rather fuck Anne Frank or Helen Keller?
Me: Anne Frank.
D: Because she's baller, right?
Me: Ummm, that and she probably had a lot of pent up sexual frustration.
D: You're a bad person. I'm gonna go with Helen Keller, because she can't say no.
Me: I'm a ( Read more... )

• I maybe possibly think that The Troop is the best show ever, and I want to see Jake/Akira porn like, stat. Or maybe not porn, but like, really steamy fic. That would validate my year. Also. Felix and his Japanese fangirls. LOVE. 

• Rewatched Big Time Bad Boy, and shit, man, I never realized how Kendall/James centric that episode was. Like, eight ( Read more... )

I am dead. I don't know. Today has been weird. Very strange. Infinitely odd.
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